it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i already hear my dad disowning me
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
