There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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