Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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