What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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