if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You coming home soon, man?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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