Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
