How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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