just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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