the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I see more hoeing in ur future
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize