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There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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