youre lurking in front of me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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