In the future we'll all be gay
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
do herpes really smell.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
