an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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