I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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