Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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