doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm always down for nudity.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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