I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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