I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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