So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
