the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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