The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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