I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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