If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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