Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wanna passion pit in your ass
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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