Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
