pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i will never coherently bang her
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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