thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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