ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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