Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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