Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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