You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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