TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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