I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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