Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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