I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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