Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize