you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i came on her dog
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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