I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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