its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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