I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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