are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
