So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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