Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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