she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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