Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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