sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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