you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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