just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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