You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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