Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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