Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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