My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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