Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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